I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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