these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
kristin has been a bad kristin
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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