i think i have herpe
just one?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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