if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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