if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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