He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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