Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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