she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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