I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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