His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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