This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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