Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im holly from the hills drunk
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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