ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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