I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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