It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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