The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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