did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Hippo gnu deer
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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