Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
All I want is dick and wine.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
