I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So apparently I’m into choking now
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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