OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
