The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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