tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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