Me too!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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