Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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