I want to walk on stilts...naked
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Pooping to opera.
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