Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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