He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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