Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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