im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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