It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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