Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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