Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's official drugs can't kill me
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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