i may or may not be watching the land before time
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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