You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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