yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Still dying that you shit outside
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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