Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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