What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Shame is for Republicans.
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