ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
God, I missed his penis.
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