i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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