i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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