the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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