Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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