i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
