Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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