I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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