I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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