Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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