If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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