K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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