just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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