he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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