Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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