All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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