"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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