so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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