I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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